Welcome to my world, except replace Smart cars with trucks.

I don’t think you fully understand the word “vastly” when used with different in that sentence.

I like the cut of your jib.

Frig, that’s actually brilliant. Well played!

Nobody is stealing tailgates here, because most of them are rotted away.

Lamborghini was at their best when they were at their most absurd.

Is the Aspen not a thing any more?

The thing about Falcons is..... they can fly.

From top to bottom:

Phew! You had me, then you lost me. Then you had me again, and again, then lost me... and really pushed the lost point home.

I’m pretty sure the word “throw” evolved from shifting a truck where you do actually have to “throw” the gears on the right hand side at the top of the pattern. Get the wingman to pass you back the shifter on the way back down.

That’ll do Bangarang, that’ll do.

I’m just going to throw this out here into the wild.

“Don’t sass me pencil pusher! I was promised a free key ring and I’m not leaving without it!”

But the Tacoma interior is ten years old. Literally. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good enough truck. But it hasn’t had a honest refresh in over a decade.

You must live somewhere without snow.

I’m with you. The thought of paying actual money to then be burdened with this...

One of the few vehicles powered by inevitability.

The front end makes my eyes bleed, and I love a good land yacht.

I have a severe hard-on for the Mercury and Lincoln versions but always thought he styling on the T-Bird was confused and resulted in it looking misshapen.