It becomes much less cool when you find out his middle name is “Donuts”.

This is nonsense. Everyone knows the coolest names are Drake Tungsten, Rider Strong and Wolf Blitzer. I have spoken.

Huh, I wonder if it was a (francophone) chain. I remember there being an Indiana’s or two when I lived in Paris 20 years ago.

As an aside, the thing I love most about America’s use of names is that if they use your first, middle, and last name in the news you’re a serial killer.

Its kinda funny that if your name(or nick name) is a state you are kinda locked into three professions; Shady gambler, blues man or archeologist

Even cooler than Max Atreides, Paul’s sand-surfing younger brother who wears sunglasses and backwards baseball cap?

Aww, I love doggies! That Henry Jones jr. kid who owns him is kind of a brat though.

In BBs defence it actually avoids most of these 

Latinx is an American English word.

That’s because A.I. isn’t designed to “like” or “dislike” things. This was 100% not written by a human.

Eh, they’re all played by this guy, anyway. 

I think you’re conflating “lists things they like” and “lists things.”

hey, so long as the movie doesn’t perpetuate the stereotype that George Lopez is funny

“In conclusion, Blue Beetle is a land of contrasts.”

Talk about damning with faint praise

It was pretty funny when he punched Carlos Mencia. 

He’s the fucking worst.

Least surprising line in the review: “Lopez overplays Uncle Rudy’s conspiracy theorist old-school tech geek for all the laughs that he can eke out of it.”

Note to Hollywood execs who treat DEI as just another quota to meet:

If not for the rating I’d have zero idea what the reviewer thought of this movie.