And now it will be how it happened. Your grandfather will go from a drunk a-hole to a LEGENDARY drunk a-hole.

I like the original version better.

I need more information.

I half expect Ghibli to just kind of fold itself up and fly away the moment Miyazaki dies.

No compelling characters? It’s like you’ve never heard of Beedle.

Had it been drinking and being flirty? Just asking.

Maybe his dog rolled over on its back, tail wagging...aaaaand to him that was consent? No? I’ll see myself out.

It made me think that maybe that was why he went to a park, instead of staying home: to keep there from being anything in the frame that might personally identify him. And then I thought that it would be entirely possible to set up a studio that didn’t have any of his stuff in it. Easy.

What was the dog wearing?>

I never thought that’s where it would go with all the dog content in Subaru’s advertising...

“Love: It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru”

Subaru that practical car for heading out into the bush.... I’m sure they appreciate being tarnished with the dog fucker brush. 

Kick Knack Paddy Whack...

Steam is the name of the dog you silly goose

He asked the rangers to shoot him. So what gives? What, did he not ask politely enough?

Not condoning this in any way, but if he ‘just wanted to blow off steam’ with said activities, he could have easily done so at home/in private.

The stories listed under Related Content would like a word. 

It’s not cheating if you let your dog lick peanut butter off your balls cause it’s your dog....

Laika should do one.