meatball ron is perfect.

Disney World Florida employee who was charged for taking a video up the skirt of a park guest

Watch them sell to Disney.

This better not awaken anything in me...

Okay but it will cost you $10 bucks. 

there was a national treasure tv show?

If he’s still looking for a job, I have an idea for a TV show: Stanley Tucci reaches into a box and tries to identify the items inside purely by shape and texture. It’s called “Tucci Feely”.

Those are your initials, so yes.

But then she turns to face you and you see how many rows of teeth she really has

I’m only now realizing that I’m not sure that I can tell a controller’s ass from its USB-C port...

Am I... AI!?

that aisian chick would GET IT

“I could get used to this!”

What, you don’t casually game with your arm-penis?

bop it! Twist it! Pull it!

Nothing is bear proof, your only hope is that your stuff is slightly more bear resistant than the next guy’s stuff.

Isn’t this why the Costa Concordia sank?

It’s nuts that, “The police and prosecutors never screw up” is such an important part of conservative thought. I mean, whether Steven Avery is guilty or innocent shouldn’t be a left or right opinion, but Owens aims to make it one. Some people want literally everything to be either a Republican position or a Democratic…

Stupidly rich man enjoys stupidly expensive booze, news at 11!

Defend the crown! Vengeance must be sought if the sweet monarch’s dignity and honor are to be preserved!

Tarragon is perfect in most egg concoctions. Also delicious with favas. I think the spinach, despite its commonplace usage in quiches, is really the lame part. I can definitely see a fava bean and tarragon quiche being delicious. On the other hand, it would probably be better to just serve the favas pureed with some…