I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Generally, people don’t want their cousins. Unless they are watching Les Cousins Dangereux...

It’s Mets policy to only leak stories that hurt their players.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

Reporters are so soft now. I remember the days of Herbert McGoo, Joe Dribbler, Dick Frank, Johnny Johnson, Big Jim Pincus, Wally Habbermaster, and their ilk. They’d get a quote out of ty Cobb or honus Wagner if it meant a fight. If you thought you could throw McGoo out of the clubhouse he would patiently oblige and…

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

They probably just turned on autodraft and went to bed.

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors. 

The first goal almost certainly gets disallowed by the side ref if he weren’t instructed to keep his flag down and wait for VAR. If you think the second one was clearly offside, please lend me your eyes for the rest of this tournament.

Police had previously released the following sketch of the suspect:

I saw Kawhactus open for Uriah Heep in ‘78. Great show, until the pyrotechnics malfunctioned.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

Albert, by god I’ll do it. First order of business would be sign Durant and kyrie, and then trade wall for Giannis. We are going to need some shooting so let’s get Middleton. He plays well with Giannis right? Big guy, need one of those too. I’m going with cousins. Can’t forget about the bench. Klay Thompson, he leads…

Im selling my house right now and going back to renting (for a lot of reasons) but one of them is that I’ve honestly hated every second of owning a house except that I can say I bought a house at 26.

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.