Have you been to DC? I live here and it’s neither mostly white or conservative (95% for Hillary). Neither were the fans at either of the WS games I went to.

Are we sure that it came from a cat and not a certain president? He’s spent enough time sucking Putin off that he could should be able to cough up a hairball or two.

Pretty sure it’s impossible to strike out 10 people in 3 innings...

I’m a DC United season ticket holder and my friend made that Skyline Chili sign.  The sign was certainly better than the game! Glad you enjoyed.

In the DC area there are a ton of Cowboys and Nats fans.  

DC: The Half Smoke

Just how young IS your wife Magary?

Dan Snyder currently in contract negotiations with the bull.

Almost every bar in Blacksburg you can smoke in.

First one linesman should call. Second one should be a good goal = VAR unnecessary.

Could the woman known as “The Venezuelan” in fact be Fernando Valenzuela?

That’s the kind of thinking that keeps you in the Commonwealth. 

Fellow DC resident and the bike riders on the Capital Crescent wearing their lycra and pretending it’s the Giro d’Italia can all suck it.  

The look on Steph’s face is priceless.

More like a Toney Douglas-fir perhaps?

In Aussie Rules Football the game commences with a high bounce and then it becomes a pseudo jump ball, something like that could be done in Football.

Carolina style BBQ with Hushpuppies and Sweet Tea is my favorite meal on the planet. 

By a dude from Ohio.

I hope he chokes on a cheeseteak.

And how exactly am I doing that? By living in a city that has great restaurants, free museums, the 3rd most park space of any city in the country, decent transportation, and all 4 (or 5) sports teams (even if most of them are shitty. Come visit sometime! And visit an actual neighborhood, not just the Air and Space…