Making mashed potatoes is a process we can all trust.

So true, went to opening night last night, on ESPN, against an exciting team, with all the promise the Zards have this year and it was half empty until halftime (and the half that were there had many Sixers fans). I think it’s because they sucked for so long, but it’s a shame because this Wizards team is awesome.…

The best part of this story is when the Chicagoan does something on Green Bay Road.

And tha rahkets red blayahhh

hmm, i see a william and mary graduate (a school famous for being so hard many of the students commit suicide) and the youngest coach to win a super bowl (most likely for this douchebags favorite team).

Is Brady fake pouring coffee in that Ad? Everyone knows he “has never had a cup in his life.”

Nothing like Aussie rules! You can only move the ball by kicking or hitting it with your hand.

So you’re complaining about what all of your fellow Pats fans are now? Fuck off with your moralistic bullshit.

Everyone knows Barry Sanders is number 1 on this list.

As opposed to Obama who is well known for being neither competitive or a sportsman.

“Couldn’t fuck that white bitch good enough” has to be the best excuse for stealing something ever.

Hurricanes??

I went. We got free water and ice cream and great seats (that I only paid $12 for)! Thank you rain delay.

All the proper DC teams have the same color scheme (not counting the suburban Deadskins and fifth wheel DC United).

Does anyone else hear his golf reference when the cop asks him if “he’s just driving around”?

Lived in Melbourne the capital of Aussie Rules or “footy” as they call it for a year and even worked at the Melbourne Cricket Ground where a few teams play. It’s the best!

Or instead, he could throw out the first pitch at a rally in Kentucky.

throwbacks.

what about the fathers of Lions fans?

What happens when we die?