I think you and me have the basis for a pretty good series pitch for HGTV on our hands.

So what you’re saying is I should buy property near where sex offenders congregate?

Oh, you knew that was coming. Anything fancier than some refrigerator boxes in a parking lot is too fancy for the Obamas. And if they did go for the boxes, well, that’s unbecoming of the dignity of the President, how dare they!

LMAOOOO!!

Her husband was caught years ago at some kinky sex club, so I’m thinking your on point.

Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY

Hello, person who has had hangovers at the same time as me and who understands the rage of canadian love it or list it.

Thank you! I haven't honestly watched this show since they moved production to NC and reading the comments from people saying the homeowners on this show normally have reasonable expectations made me feel like I was taking crazy pills. The Canadian episodes are almost uniformly like "Hi, I live in 3-bed/1-bath duplex…

I never felt like people were being that unreasonable (on this show specifically), though! For sure on House Hunters, but not so much on this one. Whatever they asked for, even if it was totally reasonable (someone mentioned up above wanting a 2nd bathroom for the family with 4 kids and neither gave it to them),…

They do things in such a rush it’s no wonder it’s shoddy.

One of the few house porn shows that I can’t stand. Not only is the fact that the home owners are playing roles blatantly obvious but those roles make them look like morons.

I’m new, feel free to bestow me with troll wisdom, but even if you are telling the truth, who fucking cares? Other than the injured parties.

Cannot offer any advice for outside salads but, in the Middle East, we make salad dressing with chopped garlic (and/or shallots) marinated in lemon (or I use lime, though this is not traditional) juice for five minutes or so (it takes the bite of the garlic/shallots away), and add to this olive oil and salt or herbs…