Its the one you eat with the gabbagool.

All stars, elite players and leaders of their teams do not speak bad about any city.

I think he said yanny.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse. 

My dad came across a cable box at the dump back in the 90s. It had a slit in the top like someone stabbed it with a knife and tossed it. He figured he’d try it because another cable box would be nice. Turns out it had a descrambler in it! We got to watch the Tyson/Holyfield fight, all the WCW pay-per-views (I was in…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I’m one of those people who has never had a “dream job” and that has always bothered me. I have a good career and don’t dislike my job, but it also isn’t something I am passionate about. I don’t think I will ever have that and it’s fine. I’ve come to accept that I’m the type of person who will always work to live and…

BUGLE BOY shirts were never cool, were they? I had, like, a dozen at one point

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

Yes, NBA refs are biased against LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers.

Exactly, he ain’t come there to play school! 

There is an MLB catcher effectively named Sweet Christ??! How have I missed this?

As long as the Red Sox don’t wear throwback uniforms that he finds uncomfortable, I’m gonna say, yes

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Oh man those fans are going to be so steamed!

“Dear Penthouse,”