Look, they should pay the players, but the only person who would call a 25x14 foot TV “dumb shit” is a hater who does not have a 350 square foot television.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

What’s the expiration date on Wiggins being “exciting” rather than “shitty"?

I think it’s a regional thing? In Wisconsin, I’ve only seen them made with ice cream. And sometimes served in a comically large glass. We found a way to combine overeating with drinking to excess and it’s both beautiful and terrifying.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

Reminds me of me at that age!

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Who dat?

You’re commenting on the Internet.

These police officers should be charged with conspiracy. At the very least they should be fired. Police staging a phony sting to arrest a sex worker plying her trade legally because of a petty grievance is not only a waste of tax dollars, it shows where they stand ethically.

I wish I could say I was surprised to see th…

The Chinese gotta have *someone* to fill the gap left when Blatche inevitably signs on with the Lakers.

MLS-level President. 

Can’t wait to hear the phrase, “The dog ate my basketball,” spoken out loud for the first time in human history. 

“It’s cool, I’m taking it back!” - Bosio

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

His grandmother, Joan, must be really jazzed about how good he is.

His actual comps are Harrison Barnes and Danilo Gallinari who are a lot like KD and Giannis in that they are tall and play basketball professionally.

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.

I’d compare it to In-n-out. better than most of the other fast-food options, but not the second coming of Christ like the hype would lead you to believe.