In fairness to Richie, he threw a dumbbell because the other guy was doing bicep curls in the squat rack.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.

I hockey player would take 105 mph to the side, rub some dirt on it, and not even take their base.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

Blister on his hand sounds like the yanking happened before the game amirite

but it’s still potentially a good idea to not have thousands of fans in the danger zone.

your mom

And injury gods also chose to strike down Cameron Payne. Not enough to keep him out of games, but enough to make him just a little more useless; for the gods are petty and cruel.

+1

Tim Donaghy has already submitted his application.

You want to feel old, realize all the bands of your youth are now on shitty packaged nostalgia tours that you used to make fun of Baby Boomers for seeing. My parents lost their shit when Steppin’ Wolf played the county fair and I rolled my eyes and whined. Yet, the Offspring played my local county fair last…

It’s nice to see Michigan State really cracking down on the problems in their athletic department

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

Why is that fat Steelers fan wearing Bengals gear?

I got way ahead of myself last night and thought “at the 2030 Winter Olympics she could be (still only) 29 years old going for her 4th straight gold medal, wow!”

Step one: find someone hocking a luge, then you can become a lugee.

Anything is possible.

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