Pierce would have been pissed about Shazier hogging the spotlight.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?

that’s one of the worst towns.

Joseph Abboud meets JNCO.

Dude, Haynesworth isnt even ON the team anymore.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Let’s not forget he was using spaces meant to be used by people like me. People whose brother in law is a dentist and can get a note to obtain a handicap tag.

Maybe he just wanted to tell them that their free throw percentage is nice

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

I’ll bet the jury in this case will be deadlocked at 6-6.

He also cited Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’s work

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

If he gets a ring with the Pats, will he return it since it’ll basically be like a participation trophy?

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

The police have nothing to go on.