People in visors are assholes.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Someone call Jeff Garcia. He’s already got the jersey and everything.

Why should America play in the Olympics if the Warriors won’t even come to the White House?

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

This settles it:

The Angles

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

He’s A Dim Son...

*Eli walks through the door*

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Please tell me Papa remarried so the family could have Hot Shot Part Deux.

My Dad always bitched about those made-up names and said any grandkids could call him “sir.”

Getting shitfaced on the sly under the guise of nostalgic ruminations with childhood chums in order to escape parently duties. I do it nightly.

As someone who’s lived in the Chicago area for over 40 years, the part about locals not eating deep dish is horseshit.

They were imitating the Angels.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.