I’m with Paul. Totally makes a mockery of the game. What’s next, guys playing the whole game WITHOUT playing a position?

I’ll never put my hands on anybody.

you use Popeyes instead?

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

I guess with Derrick Rose’s wheels being what they are, the Cavs do need another aging guard who can’t shoot or defend but need the ball in their hand?

Le pomme James?

It’s a get in and get out game.

Yes, hello, James Beard Awards? I’d like to nominate someone. Yes I’ll hold.

The Next Matt Stares

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

On the surface this seems like an absolute steal for the Cavs both short and long term. But I am guessing this deal doesn’t get done without Stephens go ahead, and he and Ainge must see something in Irving that us laymen don’t.

Step 1: Be a billionaire.

I can assure you that local curling clubs are much closer to recreational slo-pitch than what’s being talked about here. I’ve been in several and there is always a well-stocked bar

Still better than his piece of shit dad All.

He already got 5 mill for the years he played. He won’t get anything else though. He actually can’t even play for Korean teams either since he’s under the Pirate’s control (although they can grant permission if asked.) Basically, he lost a ton of money. I’m a Bucs fan, but I can’t feel that sorry for him. Once is a…

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

No android? GTFO!

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland: