This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Interesting, to NBA players in the early 90's Magic Johnson was himself untouchable.

Considering the comic state of their pitching even with Harvey, the image of the Mets as dark horse contenders for the division is just a mirage. It will be a real marvel if they manage to keep pace with DC, and I personally just don’t think they have that kind of valiant effort in them. In conclusion, Archie.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

JBL approves

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

I have reservations about starring your post.

The government was going to just ask for the money back but didn’t want to be seen as....um.... you know what- forget it.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Tim Tebow’s Mom Would Have Aborted His Baseball Career

That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

Who could resist the lure of the superior potassium?

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden

I love when someone goes to the effort to report on White Sox spring training. It’s like reading a review of a community theater production.