Yet they will not stop declaring themselves “Chicago’s Big 10 Team.” They’ve got it on t-shirts, billboards, etc.

The fine print states that Manny must pay full price if the sushi is ordered and not finished

Maybe they should just wall off certain sections.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

This one would probably work.

This also adds a new layer to that State Farm ad where he says “NOBODY COMES INTO MY HOUSE”.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Harbaugh is just a growing boy who enjoys the simple things in life like milk and oranges. Cut the man some slacks.

This is the biggest Lynn-Manuel drama since Pence saw Hamilton.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.