My dream Christmas day is to get up in the morning, never leave my house, watch A Christmas Story about 3 times, Home Alone and Christmas Vacation once, and get drunk on Christmas beers.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Typical slipshod police work failing to report all the facts.

Dude was the 19th overall pick. The Bears tried him at literally every fucking spot they could because they didn’t want to admit they fucked up by picking him instead of Chandler Jones.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I can’t wait for TRUMP to get oathed into Orville Office so he can send CROOKED TILLERY to GUANTOMONO!!!

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

Things were looking up for him.

Bush showed some kind of respect for the institutions that the US is built on.

Some perspective on how historic this is: