The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Harry Caray poured me about five ounces of Wild Turkey into my empty beer cup while I was at Hohokum field in 1993. I didn’t ask, I was just standing there behind the booth.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Counterpoint:

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

Cardinals fans, amiright?

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Trevor Simian

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

Sam Hurd wishes.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base