Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

This was poorly thought out and a misdirected idea from the get go. Why you would choose to bury Ken Caminiti in centrefield to begin with, is beyond me.

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Thank you for having the balls to point this out. Manfred’s assertion that Colon is an excellent hitter has me questioning the Commissioner’s real knowledge of the sport. I’d like to see the look on Manfred’s face when he gets a hold of those figures! Open mouth, insert foot, amirite?

Did you expect better from a man who wrote a script with the line “HEY BABY EVER HAVE YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?!”....and he was the fat guy in the overcoat?

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Hey guys, sometimes when you want to make an omelet, you have to make sure someone else pays billions of dollars for the eggs, promise them that the omelet will make a positive economic impact, put the eggs in your own pocket, substitute dog shit for the eggs, and then laugh maniacally while you watch everyone eat…

It’s even more incredible that with all the space in a big, new stadium, he hit it to the exact spot where sat the Marlin fan.

Dominic Rhodes.

I’m not gonna lie, I always thought “intestinal fortitude” was just a euphemism for “testicular fortitude.” I think I was born too late.

Considering the other teams in Chicago, I don’t know where these fuckers came from. They thrive in big games, win when they should win, improve as the season goes on, and are capable of winning even when they’re outplayed (like much of last season’s series against the Kings).

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Floyd Mayweather, the Yumbo of human beings.

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

Alcantara and Baez have never been deemed “can’t miss” by anybody. Alcantara was generally ranked between 20 and 80 on top prospect lists, which basically makes him a coin flip. Baez was ranked higher due to his tremendous upside, but every writer basically said that he’s a “boom or bust” type of guy. I wouldn’t call…

Can we agree, right now, at this very moment, to refer to Kris Bryant from now on as a “serial rakist”?

so does this mean he was not good at murdering?

Peter Jackson was a no-name #BeforeRings