Being the Mets closer, he’ll miss about 14 actual games.

He should just swing at anything pitched down the centaur

If I live to 53, my only hope is that I won’t be at a club in the wee hours of a Wednesday morning.

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

Cut the guy some slack. With the draft approaching, he was just working on his 40.

The Roesthlisberger TD pass to Santonio Holmes in the waning seconds of Super Bowl XLIII to beat the Cardinals. Because I was there and because I sat through so many hot afternoons at Sun Devil Stadium and because it made me sad. We sat there, stunned, until security kicked us out into the streets of Tampa. There are…

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

And if you're wondering about those parents who are afraid to fly, John Calipari has already bought all of them cars.

The triangle offense is a tough fit for today's game. The Knicks should bring in someone to help adapt the offense, perhaps a hall of fame point guard who won some rings in the late 80s/early 90s...

It seems that Woody's get rich quick scheme of "being born" has worked out well for him.

Interesting tribute to Mark Prior's arm.

He's just still mad Jesus Shuttlesworth committed to Big State.

I would eat here. I want to eat here.

They need a players union so bad! I know these veterans are no longer useful, but reaping, threshing, and winnowing them should really be the last straw.

The Justus Leeg

I used to play ball with this guy. He was a real fuckup, but the dude could play. Looking at him - you wouldn't even guess that he was baller, because he was only like 5-11 and a jump shooter. He had a funny release on his shot but sometimes he was just money. He could be real streaky but man was he good.

mo' cheeks

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

That picture on the wiki for "St Louis Pizza" should be admitted as evidence during the war crimes trial, good lord.