I like how there is no purpose for the cheerleader in the back other than to stare at his dick.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Nailed it.

I'm glad they don't seem too torn up about this, especially considering the horrible news they're about to get regarding Thurman Munson.

I'm sure LA will definitely support two franchises, that's worked well in the past

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

My wife puts ketchup on chicken all the time and I think I want a divorce.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

My strategy is more concise:

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

Liar, liar, compound on fire.

Best Fiends in Baseball

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

if perception is reality, then Goodell magically pissed only the top-half of his pants...

Frozen-then-unfrozen sour cream sounds awful. Just awful.

My wife invariably introduces me to couples where the guy has no interest in sports and beer and I literally have nothing to talk to them about. That probably says more about me than I care to admit.