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And she better not be caught eating shellfish.

Pulled/tore my hamstring 5 years ago. Granted I didn’t have NBA level treatment but after 3 different PT rounds it’s never been the same. No way he’ll be close to 100% for the finals (if they make it) let alone game 6.

Justified, if true.

The kind of bullying we can all get behind.

Brandy! It’s like a Brandy Alexander folks!

You see how those things are garnished? Those buffets were begging for it.

He’s got a little Chris Sale in that delivery, right?

Yeah but still, say it’s the 8th and his spot in the lineup is coming up. If he’s going to close he needs to be warming up but at the same time the Angels would likely want him to take that AB. It could be done but it would be tricky, probably trickier than what they’re doing now.

Didn’t think about warm up time. I think, unfortunately, that renders this plan unlikely.

I’m unclear on the DH rules (because I hate it, but that’s neither here nor there), but in the scenario where he’s DHing and then comes on in relief would the Angels lose their DH when he takes the mound? This wouldn’t be a big deal if he closed, unless he blows one and they go to extras, but could be a reason to keep

My former roommate refers to tortilla chips as nachos. Not as horrible as “taco chips” but still very wrong. Nachos are chips topped with meat, orange cheese, jalapenos, sour cream, etc. Tortilla chips are just a fucking chip.

Please never try to play football again.

A Rod, Crosby.

Cheerio mate!

I go to Dallas once or twice a year for work: In & Out on my way to the hotel and What-a-Burger in the airport on the way home has become a ritual.

I did not! I remember him being kind of good for Atlanta and Arizona. Looking at his stats, he’s been kind of good for the Marlins too!

If he’s got loyalty, got royalty...duh

Dakish makes my ears bleed.