Because not everyone is such a twat.

Counterpoint:

Don’t forget the last lap when they all stand for the true Confederate flag!

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

I first checked out that site when they announced Fellowship of the Ring. I bailed years ago. His unreadable reviews and flat-out fucking creepy use the of the word *giggle* were really off-putting. Sadly, he is living personification of what some people envision when they disdainfully imagine “geek fanboy who never…

I thought he looked more like Buddy from The Incredibles after eating a VW Beetle.

Seriously protesting is one of the most American things you can do.

Disgusting!

Someone put a lot of hard work into that porn. Don’t you be taking food and other things out of the mouths of those employees!

This is like complaining that there are too many genres of porn. You don’t have to jack it to everything, Albert!!!

Just stick to movies. Smaller time commitment and easier to remember from start to finish.

Uh-Oh. Tweetstorm a brewin’. King Cheeto be like:

why can’t we get a tag for blogs like these days read “Old Man Yells At Cloud”

Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

No, it turns out that my time in Bottle Hell was only beginning, because now my family is firmly within the clutches of Big Sports Bottle, and I cannot escape.

I’m pretty sure I never drank water as a kid outside of occasionally running inside to chug a glass while playing with friends or do a version of that at a water fountain next to basketball practice. Kids don’t need to constantly hydrate. Even in high school I’d have a morning banana (not a euphemism) and nothing else…

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS