You can never trust a man who is afraid of taking a gamble. 

Fight Club proves your point: the movie gives you Brad Pitt, the book is a couple hundred pages of Ed Norton voiceover.  “I am Jack’s blood pressure rising at another goddamn paragraph about Ikea furniture”

Either way he choose to do something that made this reporter (and his mom) feel amazing. Seems like a pretty great act to take when you are considered the greatest player.

I guess Mexico and Korea could be considered “Seoul Brothers” now.

Those German’s just don’t do well anywhere on the Volga river. 

Nice of El Tri to loan green(ish) jerseys to Germany so that they could shit the bed worse.

You forgot one:

Johnny Cash’s Hurt is outstanding.

talk about ‘Jacking in’

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I don’t know what I think about this.

Uncle Ben Carson

I always thought it was Fruit Punch Gatorade for similar reasons. Trees need electrolytes to help them recover from the burn ‘cause they exercised too hard.

I always just assumed it was Red Brawndo, and it had electrolytes, which is what fire craves.

Democrats use race as a shield, a trump card, an excuse, and a reason - and yet rarely for the right one at the right time.

I mean, the party that can’t beat Trump and is polling even with Moore is just... it’s so sad.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

This is a cheap, obvious joke that I appreciate very much.

*King Leer