I wasn’t aware Ricky Gervais was supposed to be funny.

They sound like Republicans.

Eating Skyline Chili is as close as you can get to being an ouroboros.

No, people who eat Skyline are full of shit.

What a shocker - Someone from Cincinnati acting like human garbage.

I suppose you have that special genetic mutation that allows you to see the ghosts of where dog shit has been. The shit may be picked up, but the landing zone is still besmirched. And that is not getting into my home.

Surely, if you have trouble standing for an hour, you could take some breaks. Without shoes.

There is this new thing called sitting, which most Americans do in their houses.

Why do you need to wear shoes while you watch TV? Do you leave your coat on when you come inside? Do you wear your winter hat all year long like Dumb Donald because it’s too fucking much trouble to remove?

Have you fucking heard of socks, you sociopath?

I think shoes-on culture is a Protestant thing. That and jello salads.

Who’s grave-y now?

What are you a fucking animal or do you have magical shoes that float above the dog shit, worms and urban debris of the outdoors? Maybe you are carried everywhere on a palanquin. In the winter, when your sidewalks are covered in black slush/salt, do you just say, well, I’d better walk this filth inside my home where I…

They need them for the fake bad guys who will invade their home to steal their TV. Or to kill the government when it tries to confiscate the guns.

All the garbage people to kill others with guns.

We need to treat gun owners like smokers. Stigmatize, ghettoize. They are anti-social people whose choices make the world worse for the rest of us, and they should not be coddled.

Culture is not proprietary.

He can create consequences for racist behavior, but also has to as a governmental institution, he must conform to the first amendment. And there have to be verifiable witnesses to said behavior. It totally sucks that someone made a shit-swastika. The person who did it is vile in a bunch of different ways. So name some…

America chooses guns instead of people.

Stupid people ruin everything.