“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

At least he died doing what he loved, inconveniencing motorists.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

Jesus it clearly doesn’t. It’s C-Lane 5.6 already. Where have you been for the past two weeks man? Shit gets updated you know.

The Celtics are not a very talented team. Their best players re Al Horford and Thomas. Neither of whom are probably a top 20 player in the league. Without Brad Stevens they would be the Hornets, or at best the 6 or 7 seed. Instead they are the second best team in the East. Once they get some talent and/or once their…

Wait, was this at an actual NBA game or was this an NBA 2K17 story shared from fucking ‘Compete’??

Hopefully when he’s ready to retire at 50 we can get him over to MLS

“Love life. Like sports” is perfect. Sports are fun (and bring me to this website) but have they provided the “happiest moment of my life” or anything even close to it? No.

Swing and a miss.

Geography isnt your thing, huh?

God...I haven’t been this concerned since Hootie left the Blowfish.

*Watersportsgate

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

Also a Pats fan from way back (well, sort of, cause they sucked when I was growing up). BB and TB12 are good at football, no question, and I like seeing my hometown team win, but I can’t seem to get past their Trump love. I guess we’ve been living with Schilling, and certainly other sports bros are horrible off the…

They used to say the same thing about Tony Eason.

God, I just can’t seem to remember why I haven’t been to an NFL game in the last 10 years

This is exactly why I would never take my kid to a NFL game. All I could think about is one of these drunk, Trump supporting assholes rolling over my rail-thin son and smothering him. I’d hate to have to beat 10lbs off of someone just to make sure my kid doesn’t suffocate.

Came here to say this. Well done.

Unfortunately for Diaco, this story reached Roger Goodell, who, admittedly somewhat confused, preemptively suspended him 4 games.

Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike