They look like brother and sister don’t @ me

Sort of makes you wonder why they were up there in the first place.

I disagree with any assertion that Boston is a real, live city.

Assholery is gender neutral.

It’s weird that this horned-up clown is so braggadocious about his presence on NESN.

Dorks.

We can’t have this “Oh, we’re Geneso, ‘we’ll have party win, lose or if the season is canceled,’”- Roy Keane

Boltman’s girlfriend replied “I ju— HAHA YEAH, RIGHT

Make Deadspin Not About Wrestling Ever Again

On behalf of all of New England, this guy is not at all illustrative of our vast community highly-functioning alcoholics who are successful across the globe.

Suck on Luck > Suck for Luck

Boston will trade for him, whereupon he’ll get fat and depressed and be released before ultimately returning to Miami, and, for some reason, apologize to their fans.

Another Padres fan heard from...

Is that a Volkswagen? They did her a favor...

No Van Morrison? Michael Jackson? Taylor Hicks?

Even healthy, somewhat fit AND motivated, it would have been very difficult for Pablo to live up to that contract.

Carrot Top II: Corn Top

I think the hot sports take drought between the end of soccer and basketball and the NFL beginning is fukkked.

Man —there are duuumb fuckkks out there...

Wait — Mitt Romney was governor of Massachusetts, not Utah.