That’s the joke.

Absolutely not.

Where would one purchesh this?

Those cops better watch out for all the cyclepaths out there.

Monotonous is the word you’re looking for.

Thank you for making me laugh at loud at my cubicle and look like a mad man. It was well worth it.

So, in Michigan, slapping in the face is the same as kicking in the dick?

I read that as Tom Brady and have now been let down.

I would pay a lot of money for more video of this game and I would pay a ton of money to see this man’s reality show.

OJ YAYO

This made my morning. Hearing them cackling after he said that is just so good.

I want a chocolate filled churro right fucking now.

Guys, he said JC Penney.

This guy is a disgrace to his city.

Fuck you for being a spoiler.

-2

Prove it!

I feel like he would take 31 kicks to the nuts for that title. Not 32, but 31.

Best commenter award would be awesome.

This made me laugh really hard.