CAN WE PLEASE GET A COMPILATION OF THE READER’S BEST APRIL FOOLS JOKES TODAY?

Kevin, you are an idiot.

Kristemera Portisbehere.

I wouldn’t do that.

Nailed it.

When you say everyone, do you mean like every black person?

Is it just me or does he sound a little inebriated?

This is so good.

Can you pimp my ride?

I’ve been a Carolina fan my whole life. That being said, Coach K apologizing is so refreshing in today’s world where everyone is offended by everything and always making excuses for their poor behavior.

This may be too personal but do any of you practice a particular religion?

Someone better be listening for the heavy breathing of Pablo Sandoval.

Absolutely not.

Gotta love a good dip when you’re taking a dump. I think that combination is what I miss most.

I have no clue what happened here.

Can you help me understand you freezing process a little better? Do you make all of it on Sunday and then freeze it in ziplock bags? Do you take it out of the freezer the night before and put it in the refrigerator?

Fuck those guys.

Yea man, you got it.

Who said Henson was a tough guy?