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Has anyone looked in Cancun? Seems to be a popular place for Repubs to flee to when disaster hits their states.

Yup. Even got a little leaflet recommending a specific dealer too. It was the eighties, that sort of thing happened.

They actually let you know that they thought you should drive a Jetta?

The El Camino? After I started working in a place that liked all its young female professionals to drive Jettas, I sent the El Cam back to one of my cousins. Probably ended up in a yard somewhere on blocks, or wrapped around a tree in a ditch somewhere. As much as I did enjoy the Jetta, and it certainly helped my…

What happened to it?

“Hiking the Appalachian Trail” is my go to euphemism for “banging your mistress”.

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

Just noting this is pretty typical behavior for somebody who’s ducking a subpeona.

I want one where aliens show up in america first, but then after dealing with their government ask if there’s another country they could speak to.

You would think the US would be a bastion of semi truck racing. And yet here we are, letting the Europeans have all the absurdly sized fun.

Yah, knowing basically nothing about Disneyland’s Marvel stuff, I definitely assumed this was about an actual stunt performer that actually died at first. Had to go through a series of “holy shit why is this article being so flippant about this tragedy" before eventually deciding "okay there's no way this is real".

Hey just because they’re a Disney employee doesn’t give you the right to call them a robot! There’s a very small but very real chance that they’re an every day, normal, regular person.

Next you’re going to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

Most of the rides and attractions at Disney have that. A character will come on the PA and announce that a thematically appropriate Disney villain has messed up the ride and that things will resume as soon as they’re defeated again.

re-read the article, paying attention to tone. 

Hypocrite shaming is not slut shaming. Boebert is the filthiest of selfish hypocrites.

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

I would lose a lot of respect for an escort who changed careers to become a Republican congressperson