Soused

6/15/22

“Looking at the wrong side of the grass” is one I heard a little while ago that made me laugh.

6/14/22

Not the point, but Louisiana has “parishes” rather than “counties”.

6/14/22

1) “Went tits up”
2) “Playing Hide the Salami”
3) “Going to see a man about a horse”
4) “Alternate facts”
5) “Has a great personality”
6) “Riding the crimson wave”
7) “Manufacturing a tricycle engine”
8) “Takes the short bus to school”

6/14/22

Horses. Solved.

6/14/22

Cops not wanting to do their jobs and blaming someone/thing else, WHAT?!?

6/14/22

A hearing is scheduled next month to possibly revoke Barnes’ parental rights. But even if the court reverses its previous ruling, the damage will have been done.

6/14/22

How about we just tell cops to stop idling on the side of the road trying to catch speeders and save gas that way.

6/14/22

Sorry to shatter you, but she’s a talking head on FOX cable networks now. I wish I was joking.

6/14/22

Kennedy’s a libertarian nutjob.

6/14/22

Action focused on mundane shit you say? How about a trade dispute?

6/14/22

Given how well Galactica 1980 turned out, I feel like this is clearly the best possible option.

6/14/22

Well, Star Wars was a long time ago, so the distant future to them could just be modern day to us. Maybe we could have a couple characters land on Earth in the 1980s, and try to hide amongst the civilian population while fighting off stormtroopers.

6/14/22

With faithful sidekicks Bewchacca and 3-CPO?

6/14/22

I came here only to see which state this was in. No surprise there. This judge has probably issued many morally reprehensive judgements during his tenure. There is a special place in Hell him and the cretin he favors.

6/14/22

6/14/22

I looked forward to the all fresh adventures of Sky Lukewalker and San Holo battling the evil Varth Dader.

6/14/22

A microcosm of the shitty times we live in. All trans people want, all LGBTQ+ people want, is to be allowed to exist, as they are, in peace. That’s it, a simple fucking request for the smallest amount of human consideration, to just not attack people who are causing others no harm. It’s easy too! It takes far more…

6/14/22

What a fragile little shit. So upset that his classmates are being respectful towards a trans classmate that he flips out completely.

6/14/22

I hope they investigate the little shit’s parents, too. That kind of behavior is learned.

4/5/22

regional hot dogs are kind of needless division, it’s just toppings on a cheap sausage on a bun