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Where I’m at they’re cars with “Jesus saves” and bible verses all over them. They often drive around highschool and college parking lots.

If you haven’t already I suggest perusing Reddit’s r/InfowarriorRides. So many gems in there

it’s the same developer @gdizzle99 on Insta. He’s a huge Trump supporter and built a few of Dump’s projects. He also has a pretty nice car collection....

Ever see ones that go a step further and attach “billboards” to the roof rack with lengthy bible verses, along with the political bumper stickers all over the damn place, in small script that they think someone will actually try to read?

I’m so tired of seeing that lady’s pointy head.

Love the radiator-actually, that whole room looks awesome!

He bought it up as soon as the fervor died down, because he was so pleased with the massive size of it’s unit compared to real life; I hear he even commended the author on how they manipulated scale from 1:1 for the rest of the statue, to 16:1 scale without anyone noticing the difference in scale between the unit and…

Could be challenge coins. They’re real popular with law enforcement.

The reproduction Resolute Desk, the photos on the wall, the “45office” website ... You know what this reminds me of? The guy who still wears his high school letter jacket in college.

Ham...bur...ger...buns?!?!!!! I accept that you’re not going to find pain de menage at the grocery store, but a BURGER BUN? Even a “best-quality” one is going to be one step up from Wonder Bread for this use; shopping by that metric you’re likely to end up with a brioche bun if anything which would be catastrophic.

That is a beautiful room.

Wow, your house in beautiful. Is that a real candle chandelier?!

Watching Gaetz flail about desperately trying to make the Roy Cohn playbook work for him is endlessly entertaining to behold. No matter how much he tries to blame the “swamp” it’s not going to stop the Feds from putting him in handcuffs, which has been reported elsewhere as happening imminently. He’s no Teflon Don…

*nods* create a competitive environment!

“I’m not here to provide any degree of evidence in support of Congressman Gaetz, only to discredit these baseless allegations,”

Haha, I just got a kitteh a month and a half ago, who is growing like a weed, and he is getting up on my dinning room table now. I tell him no and push him off or if I have it near me, do the water squirt bit, but it does no good. I think he does it for spite now. Then he gets on my work desk and wants tummy…

Shit that’s like drowning in a puddle on the way to storming a castle moat.

When the man, Kelly Sills, was confronted by security at a Disney restaurant about missing the safety procedures required to enter the park

Disney people can truly represent the worst our society has to offer.