Hang on, hang on, “fortnight” is a very useful word (one which, as a Brit in an American company, I am trying to get used more widely). “Biweekly” is ambiguous; “two-weekly” is ugly; “every two weeks” is a mouthful. “Fortnight” is much more fun to say. 

It still just feels to me like giving people (without any training) an 830 horsepower vehicle with bad visibility that weighs as much as a Class 3 truck and can hit 60 mph in a little over 3 seconds is a recipe for disaster. I give it like two weeks before somebody ‘Watts for Freedoms’ over a family in a crosswalk.

Green, who was Black, also posted a series of Instagram stories just hours before he was killed, one of which was captioned, “The U.S. Government is the #1 enemy of Black people!”

Can’t wait for Tucker Carlson to start whining about how punishing soldiers for sexual assault is destroying our military.

Sorry, had to share:

I don’t think the officers are relevant here but cool bootlickin’ dogwhistle broh

I know people who think like this and it blows my mind and is also a little victim blame-y? Like the millions of Americans who got sick from this virus just weren’t living right, not like you. You healthy, special person with your fantastic immune system from living your correct lifestyle.

This is, like, the ninth worst thing he’s done on the House floor.

The representative doth protest too much, methinks.

He’s just Ted Cruz’s first form. The Republican asshat blowfish evolution scale goes as follows:

He is just a pubic hair width below Ted Cruz on the list of EWWWWWWW.  But will surely overtake him as #1. 

WTF year is this we’re living in?  My 13 year old son is a smarter and better man than this.

I had a roommate in the 80s who only would buy/sleep on dark, crazy-patterned sheets for that same reason.

Toot also admitted to “attempting to withdraw his firearm form [sic] his waistband as a scare tactic due to [Odubajo] being bigger than him.”

Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

It’s too late to make jokes about the stuck boat.  That ship has sailed.

Are you actually “driving” under those circumstances. Might as well just get a car that tracks well and have a nap.

So, cruising across the Canadian prairie on the Trans Canada highway at 125 km/h, with two thumbs on the bottom of the steering wheel, keeping things straight... that’s bad?

Globalism! Soros! Bankers! 

The network’s users responded to the letter by calling Parler “snitches” and “a fraud.”... Another simply stated: “I don’t like snitches.”