You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

McConnell’s Nanny: Turtle, did you ever consider calling Uncle Joe and see if there is anything you could do to help break down this barrier?

Judge Judy is just a lame copy of Judge Joseph Wopner and his “People’s Court” which ran from 1981 to 1993.

Thomas Middleditch description dunking thread:

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that 2.5 million people watch Dr. Phil, but I’m kind of surprised that 2.5 million people watch Dr. Phil. 

The price/performance ratio of this vs the GTI just never made sense to me.

Its all essentially a pyramid scheme, much like Christianity.

Mt. Failupwards.

L Ron Hubbard made up Scientology just to prove he could. It didn't go away after that became known.

This piece would’ve been a lot better if it hadn’t been kicked off with ageism. I know you think it’s cute but it’s still bigotry. Just because someone is old doesn’t mean they are senile.

I’m sure the documentary will get into this, but QAnon yokes itself firmly to Evangelical Christianity, and that’s what keeps the suckers sucking. The more it’s exposed as a grift, the more big dates that pass with zero incident, the more the true believers are encouraged to stay true. Because it’s not fact-based,…

They thought it was unfair that the bill praised the Capitol police without also praising the insurrectionists. Next on their agenda is ensuring that everyone who participated in the insurrection gets a statue, a medal, and a participation trophy.

Samuel says CPU may move all their funds from TD Bank if there aren’t changes made

Yeah the amount of trans gender serial killers in fiction compared to real life is night and day.  They are everywhere in fiction.  In real life your hard pressed to find any.  Its more paranoia and fear then reality.

We all know the level of vitriol has elevated these last 12 years

Yeah, I’m all for difference of opinion, but if your opinion is that some people don’t deserve the right to have the same existence as you, then you can fuck right off. It’s like if people defended Hitler for saying he has a right to express his opinions on Jewish people.

Its incredible that those lies are what people took from Ed Gein instead of how his conservative religious abusive mother helped make him the monster he was.

I woke up about 15 minutes ago, turned on my phone, and this was the very first notification I got.

Dude literally begged the IRS to audit him. Let’s roll.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.