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So he’s waiting for a not-terrible version.  Huh.

It’s a Scottish pun.

PT 109 is absolutely a boat.  The bow-planes have to be screwed-down manually.  That’s for peasants.

Cash money for turkeys you say?

That’s always been a bullshit argument.  There’s plenty of residual capacity.

He does crash a lot.

Yeah, ‘till the next one.  Maybe he’ll do it with Cher.

Remember, cops can arrest you for anything. Murder, felonies, etc.

Yeah, pee your pants is a very relatable sign.

May the heated seats bless and warm yer bum!

I think the Vigor was the 5 cylinder companion to the Rover.

Switch the stability control off and make a handbrake turn 90° into the driveway. (My wife loves this.)

Still not a Table Talk.

Three Kewpie stars for this!

(You need to take the lid off.)

Ernie Kovacs!

Yes, it was during the Energy Crisis as a method of reducing electricity consumption. The big deal was school kids had to walk to school in the dark.

Purposely-forgotten Tupolev Tu-144

Reallly seriousloy  Fuck Fuck fuck you.  Fuck all of you.

Cue assholes contributing to a defense fund in 3... 2... 1...

I’m a veterinarian. I was joking with you.