I’m a veterinarian.  But your point is excellent.

So no worries about trichinosis?

Bill Nolan: This is my sixth year on the Talk-Line. In our world I’m a little bit of a new guy—our average tenure is about 16 years. My background is culinary; I’m a chef by trade and am also a chef educator. I don’t cook for money anymore, I’m past that.

Andy, don’t confuse this work with being an actual author.

If I sport a cat tail anal butt plug do I still get a surplus check?

I was wondering if someone would identify that post with a Dad joke.  TY.

They’re doing it out of Sprite.

These sorts of warranties died-out after people started calculating how to game the system.

LL Bean suffered really badly because of their old warranty.  I guess you can’t apply a New England ethos to the modern world.

Our take was DAP: Divergent Activities Program.

It didn’t benefit anyone worth a piss.

That this had to happen.

Also, https://livingnewdeal.org/glossary/u-s-travel-bureau-1937/

I went way too many years not knowing this until now.

I salute you, Ninja Robot Pirate!  🐱‍👤🤖🏴‍☠️

Nice!

The Salem Cross Inn in West Brookfield, MA serves an excellent one.

No, rental companies are frauds. You walk around the vehicle and they’re seemingly noting existing damage on some notepad thing... no, they are not.

Photograph everything. Document everything. Get names.

Only if you a’had bad thoughts, my son.

I have always loathed AMC Matadors in all variants.  Gremlin is number 2 most hated.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086617/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_96

So, he plays a Greek demi-god, not a Christian God, but that’s ok.

Hey, stupid assholes have always done well running as a Republican.