Really? We’re ignoring the necessity of ballistic calculations to compensate for morning wood? Are you going to bend your willy through 180°?

*SNAP*

Not quite true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_random_number_generator

Well 6 vowels sometimes. Glyph and Tryst for example.

I use the mnemonic ETAOIN SHRDLU (pronounced like “Edwin Shirdloo”) as my guide.

Mick Jagger played a character named Wilbur in Fitzcaraldo, but the shooting took so long that he had to leave for a Rolling Stones tour. Since he wasn’t around for yet-to-be shot scenes, they had to cut him from the movie.

The plural of Spiderman isn’t Spidermans, it’s Spidermanses.

Not a problem, they’re SUs!

No,  Being cheap isn’t the way.  Being a cheat is.

one complimentary annual service, to be performed within the first year ownership at any authorized Bugatti service partner around the world

$42K to $94K for a small bed pickup truck?

Um, excuse me...

/Old man yells at cloud

ICBMs aren’t a projection of force.

Not to mention crap everywhere and make nests in the walls.

Disclosure: owner of a 190 y/o farmhouse with 2 mousers.

Look at Gorman mainsplainin’ away.  Amazing.

Die-hard shells fan.

existing solely as semi-sentient pairs of breasts in the fantasy and superhero genres until very recently

Trump’s math just ain’t mathing right with this one.

You forgot norovirus.

And what kind of leprechaun gives out marshmallows, not gold?

It was where I live.

Um, Blue Is the Warmest Color?