I raise you, Grandmaster Garry Kasparov getting pwned by a flying penis.

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

I’d love to see a zombie movie/TV show that shows what the world’s military forces are doing. You have hundreds of surface ships and submarines out there along with the army’s of the world and they can’t all be gone in a few months.

I’d love to see a zombie movie where humanity unites to find the threat. It’d be a nice change of pace from, you know, all zombie movies ever made. It’s always about how *gasp* people are the biggest monsters of them all. Ugh.

“...instead saving their ravenous bloodlust for the living.” Gee, that’s an insane plot twist.

This is the moon. You’re thinking of Uranus

It’s as if George Lucas’ neck cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced.

Baskin Robbins always finds out.

I rewatched Ant-Man recently. It was just as much fun as I remembered. I can’t wait to see Hope suit up and join Scott for the next adventure.

Or maybe they aren’t Neanderthals? But yeah rape is funny

Um, maybe these “athletes” should get out of their safe spaces and spend some time in a real locker room. This is exactly the type of talk you should expect to hear at a country club golf course.

Don’t you meh me fav and move along

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

You’re going to turn this into a three-ring Serkis.

You forgot the part where they wander through the woods without a meaningful goal or purpose, or where they set up a new camp that seems like it might be their new forever-home until it all inevitably comes crashing down, usually as the result of a conflict with a neighboring camp with differing ideology, forcing them…

“Bad things happened, also zombies, and people constantly made the dumbest decisions possible.”

No it looks like the scene where they are rebuilding at the very end before the new costumes. I do agree about the Wheedoning of Havock though. It seems like Fox took the wrong lessons from Marvel’s movies.

If coffee = sex irl my life would be much different. Muchly.