A new synopsis for the show’s fourth season premiere has been released:

Really, these sorts of lists should say “What show, except Firefly, did you...”

This is just sad, and so unnecessary. Students always have access to community colleges, which are real institutes of higher learning, and are a wonderful bargain for students. If you’re thinking about signing up at a for-profit, check out your local community college first.

I just think of them as Mall Santas ... they may not be him, but the represent him, and that’s good enough.

DEATHSTROKE: “I’ve found you Batman! Now we fi-OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK”

Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing in slightly different way. In fact I remember one woman who was built slight like Brie who dislocated her elbow in a match and they kept showing the replay over and over because I guess they didn’t have anything else noteworthy happen in their matches.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

I think I might have detected a weak spot...

Come visit? I’m already in your house. By the way, your house has THREE hidden rooms. Just saying.

FALCON PUUUNCH!!!

Counterpoint: I should be allowed to take all the nude photos of myself I please and sleazebags should not hack my accounts and share them with the world.

I *like* nude photos. I literally sent several last night to my partner. We’re 2000 miles apart right now. I like the sexiness and intimacy. I like knowing he’s…

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

I wonder if there would be a limit to how many screens she could pop out of at once. If the video was posted on YouTube she’d possibly have to visit millions of people a day.

Man, who was the jerk that converted the video from VHS?

You are really underselling the Kate Beckinsale in leather aspect of the franchise