My current helmet.

Once I read the question better I realized it limits the post to car engines... NO FUCKS GIVEN. Ladies and Gentlemen the Pratt and Whitney WASP

It's the Lyric(chorus) of a Dylan song that he never recorded, made famous by a group called Old Crow Medicine show and most recently bastardized by Darius Rucker (aka: Hootie of Hootie and the Blowfish). It's a great song about life on the road and the yearning, unending loneliness felt by all who find themselves…

I'm assuming it's a play on the song: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Whe…

Number 6:

I had thought about this, too. Certainly, I like a tidy engine compartment. However, this appears to be a matter of laziness on the part of manufacturers. Before plastic engine covers were commonplace, nearly every manufacturer managed to build cars with neat and tidy engine compartments; even economy cars didn't…

Engine covers!

Saab's 'Night Panel' feature... This is actually one of my favorite features, but I can still concede that it's useless. They claim it's to reduce eye fatigue, but...well, whatever.

Oh I understand, you would would rather drive a quiet prius

You're the person on the interstate whom I hate! Varying speed all the time, never knowing how fast you want to go.

Ever driven more than 500 miles?

iDrive, aka iDriveyoufuckingcrazy

What in the sam hell

The Radio. Learn how to sing already.

Well my w124 coupe definiely wasn't the fix

You do know how to play beer pong right?

An electric truck? With enough torque? Good luck.

Do you like Fish Sticks?

Thanks; good point. I just wanted to make a joke, though, so I posted the most irritating word for automatic 'boxes known to Jalopkind. I intended for offense to DCT people, but this is Jalopnik! You can only like it if there's a third pedal.
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