Game over

This is supposed to be the Ford FiveTuarus.

Winters only matter in deep snow?

A/C vents be like I'VE SEEN SOME SERIOUS SHIT IN MY TIME.

Needs moar TT RS motor. I would be so happy if Audi would start using their inline 5's again (in more than just the TT RS). I wouldn't even miss the torsen if we could get that raspy whine.

S3, with an ass... Pointless, clueless or whatever.

What part of "sedan" didn't register?

O_O

I can't believe we're finally getting the S3 in the US and then they go and leave out the hatch. Not cool, Audi.

Why does this man drink?

How did this not make the top of the list?

The $158,000 1988 M5. No that's not a typo. (The guy also has an EVO II M3 for the same money.)

No.

what are these, jack stands or something?

How do you fuck up THAT badly?

Wow.

I love that this is happening outside a Colon Clinic. Perfect for these two assholes.

"Comrade, drinking while boating is not illegal" - Driver

"Comrade, it appears we are now floating down a river." - Driver