2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

But...but wait...

I... I never thought I would do this. It’s not my book. It’s not my faith. But it’s EXTREMELY relevant here and is something the idiot Right conveniently glosses over.

They are aspirationally rich - they hate all the right people, vote accordingly and work hard so you know they’re going to be rolling in it... Any day now.

Money is not the enemy. The worship of mass quantities of money, and the people who have it, is the issue. The lack thereof is a bigger problem.

I strongly suggest that we punish Sen. Sandoval with some very stern Thoughts and Prayers.

Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

That’s what I thought, if Sasquatch Clarkson can fit inside it then you can probably make it fit anyone.  Why they get so little use - there’s a 2010 on the ‘Bay with less than 10,000 miles on it - is beyond me.  

One picture in the ad showed the odo close up at around 34,500-35,000 miles.

Minor, reversible mods? I won’t roll my eyes too hard when he says “stock, except...” And if this car were on eBay, it would be the lowest-priced Evora on eBay by a significant margin, even less than a couple of younger cars.

It’s true, the Element is classy.

This is the perfect absolutely-no-fucks-left-to-give vehicle and I want it.

So you’re saying that my Kia Rio STI with the big wing is bound to get pulled over ?

Hmm... Are they counting the STI separate from the WRX, in this case? If not, it’s the wing. Cops watch for the wing.

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something