Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Bob’s a treasure. He is so soothing and always complimenting you throughout the process, he is Mr Rogers with an Afro.

It makes me sad that there are kids today who wouldn’t know who Bob Ross is. So thank goodness for stuff like this.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

Alanis, here is a YouTube version in case Sanders removes it.

To all of you saying passing on the DY is automatically Bad - stop. Just stop.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to…

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Yea, next they'll be telling us a black community organizer from the south side of Chicago with a Muslim sounding name and an African father will win the presidency. What a bunch of dopes!

Bernie has a better chance in the general than Hillary.

Nope. I think he could win in a general election. I am only worried about his chances of winning the primary.

Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Yeah...but their punting is great. The Bears’ punter was consistently hitting 45+ yard punts, except on a short field where he had to pooch it to get it in/near the 20. Just like he should have.

We could easily solve the mass incarceration problem by not incarcerating *non* violent offenders. Stop jailing people for being addicted to drugs, failing to pay court fines, being homeless etc. so when guys like this show up, we can lock him up and throw away the key.

These never get old, even after nine years. Ending was a bit weak on that one though. The last line is supposed to be the final comment about the banality of the actual thing Hitler is getting pissed about.

This one is pretty meta:

After a simple Google search…”A guest that is not as often spotten is the king of Qatar and his brother...with their full-carbon Bugatti Veyron SuperSports, yellow LaFerrari, Rolls Royce Wraith and Mercedes S600 Maybach.”

including one that would see him forfeit stock ownership and give up his rights as a company shareholder

I’m really torn about this issue. On the one hand, I have friends who have been sex workers. They have been white, middle class women who chose to get into it to make a few extra dollars, to make an income when they lost their jobs, to put themselves through school, etc. Some of them had good experiences, some of them…

Or, alternately, she’s rejected him as that connection?

“You can tell yourself whatever story you want, and eventually you forget you’re telling a story and you’ll find yourself in the parking lot of a Pizzeria Uno getting sucked off by someone who thinks she’s getting the better end of the deal. And she’ll give you that blow job, all the while wondering how she could get…