Reminds me of this:

You are absolutely right. I did exactly this in Apple Basic in the early eighties.

It would have been better as a choose your own adventure book.

Mann Co. represent!

That would fit filming in Croatia

It is actually really comfortable.

I use a big one that my wife picked up at Michael's. Plenty of room. Mouse, Keyboard, and Beer!

Acid is always happy fun time for me. Oooh! Look at that! I could look at that all day! Hey, those security guards are following us! Ha! Let's go on Small World! Nice and cool in here. I have goosebumps! Do you have goosebumps? What does that sign say? Bank of America- wherever you go we are there. Heavy. Next!…

I'm waiting on pins and needles!

And when the hedge funds dump their stock and the price tanks, THEN YOU BUYBACK.

1980. Whittier California.

Very bad. I usually drink Pabst, and I can't stomach this.

I've mostly doing the woman names. My car's name is Bianca. Before her was Veronica.

If they released it for PC, I would be all over that shit.

I used to recite all of the names of my ex-girlfriends while trying to go pee.

The wheel of choice for the zombie apocalypse.

Didn't you get the memo? There's an app for that!

My father and step-mother were extremely permissive parents. I can't tell you what a relief it was to not have to lie about anything.

I generally concur, but I have to admit that when I am stuck behind some dumbass that is passing at maybe 1 mph faster than a car in the right lane, I am following at a reasonably safe distance, and some asswipe passes me on the right just to get in front of me, it kinda chaps my hide.

Matt Tracks.