wewillmakeeverythingmetal
Kyle Greasy
wewillmakeeverythingmetal

C’mon guys, I still haven’t gotten enough of talking about racial tensions in America!

Let’s make this about the color of his skin.

The bald eagle represents the black woman in your freshman English class that’s about to check your privilege. Because white hetero cis male something something.

This has been in the news cycle for far too long. Are we going to talk about black on black crime when Kap get lit up the first time this season? What if Sean Lee lays a big hit on him? Is that racist?

Sweet hand stand, bro. Also, you out kicked your coverage by a wayz! This clip was hilarious.

Football Heals Hurricanes!

Without wolves, you get an overabundance of Bambi and no more wolves. The amount of Donder and Blitzens left on the planet is worth wringing your hands over.

For sure.

I like how HamNo took last week’s CNN headlines and wrote some bullshit article like he’s the moral authority. “Why don’t you just donate to other charities?”

Oh whatever, lol.

Why thank you. I’m clearly one of the 7 billion that deserve to be pardoned for my ‘nature crimes.’ LOL

I mean, which animals are having a hard time? Mosquitoes? Ducks? Beavers? Snakes? I don’t have a good handle on my ecosystems and animals or I would provide some examples of something that has more of a habitat problem due to the flooding.

7 billion+ humans populating and polluting the planet. And how many silverback gorillas left? Ten thousand? Fifty thousand?

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Nice jab at the night students.

NEEDS MORE CAPITALIZED WORDS 6/10

Strong and brave.

Discussions about heavy metal are about the only thing I have to add to this (or any) conversation. Unless you’d prefer that I armchair lawyer. Like many Deadspin readers, I went to law school, too.

Let’s rip up some more forest for (dumb) people because we haven’t already paved over hundreds of thousands of square miles of natural space for human habitat.