I know we’re not supposed to say it, and I’m not going to, but rest assured, I am thinking some pretty racist shit right now.

Would post the new Metallica song, but it’s hot garbage and not only has the song-writing inspiration gone, it seems like Hetfield is the only one that has kept up his playing chops.

It may be sad for them, but the story makes me very happy.

Beautiful.

Not enough strippers!

Did not see alleged nipple.

So negative.

Dude, I get the same way when someone stands in front of what I’m shopping for groceries. I wish I had the athletic dominance to just put somebody down for it.

Nobody gives a shit, Chy-nah!

What’s the medical service like down there in Rio?

Try to keep this straight. You’re supposed to have read Mein Kampf so that you can recognize passages from Mein Kampf. That way you don’t unwittingly retweet Hitler’s ideas. Okay? Now that you’ve read Mein Kampf, you are a fascist or a sympathizer.

Here’s a word for you - Seppuku. In the form of a Black Dahlia Murder song. Kill Yourself Grisham!

Good effort though American lady. We’re all rooting for you. You’ve never betrayed us like our big basketball and football and baseball and hockey heroes regularly do.