Oh, her team is good! That is some high quality passive aggressive technique. What a saint. Brad looks like King of the Assholes, but sweet Ange forgives for sake of the children.

That is a measured and thought out response and has no place on the Internet.

The best.

Perfect! That is one of my favorite scenes of all time.

Has anyone ever seen Jolie in person? Photographs make her appear skeletal.

I think because they were accomplished and proven in their fields of expertise before the rehab tour? Now if she was visiting professor in drama or filmaking, I think it would be different.

That place is hideous. Which is not at all surprising.

It’s awful, but I can neither hate it or look away?

Nice one!

That’s gotta be b.s. He was fit to be around them for a decade +, but now he is not? Sure. The stress of crappie movies and his affair seem much more plausible. Plus, marriage is tough and easy to exit when you have plenty of dough.

Satire, yes?

Whoa. That is an ugly car.

Sit beside me on the punctuation train to hell?

I took it as a hint that it was Cruise or Travolta - someone widely rumored to be closeted.

Not a family man or an A lister.

I am assuming there was a precipitous fall, because flowers, prancing, and a magical fellow in a Speedo sounds kind of good?

That’s a hard NO

I dunno, if McCarthy said “I heard you get sodomized often” (his words) I think she would expect to get some shit back.

But look how it is working for the hairy cheeto running for President. ..