It sounds nothing like him at all.

@ThaMofo: but first their company line will be If you're using your arms and legs you blew it

I just write them on my projectors' lens. It's tricky but still kinda funny to see when I turn on

Ballmer Vs. Jobs Street fighter style

I love how the RIAA takes this money and makes it out like they are fighting for the "artist" or the "industry" what a joke.

"whether I've got to use an underpowered tablet or an underpowered laptop all day."

But the real question is does it run Flash?

The ocean has too many fish in it ... too damn fragmented

@WetSkeletonz: Boat*

@theimmc: pfftt if you use sails you blew it

@Hello Mister Walrus: that's twice the cost of the boad

If Apple made this yacht it would have a point on the side that if you touched it it would sink.

@Daver73: Blasphemy!!! Arrest this man!!!

@tasteskindasalty: he has no computer. One was set up in his office but he touched it, it beeped and he screamed IT'S A WIZARD and smashed it

I kept waiting for the phone to drop.

@chiposaur: I thought it was good!

At least we now know who has been buying all of those fart apps

That truck driver really knows how to Ride the Lightning

Figures it was a beer truck

@dcdean1: Clearly needed to add the /joke or /sarcasm to the comment for clarity...