I've said this before, but the ideal movie would have to play with how much we're "in" on the job and still be surprising. Open with a job, let us see him go through step-by-step instructions, gathering all these weird elements and putting them into place (but without any real knowledge on who this target is, what…

It didn't have the Haneke judgmental bullshit surrounding it, which was great.

I did. It was a diversion from the series, but a good one. Some of the setpieces were awesome, notably the Chicago ones. That pothouse escape part was really neat, as well as the escape on the L train. And the more traditional levels worked just as well as they did in Contracts or Blood Money, for my money.

This is true, and remember at the time thinking that same thing. It even has the same sort of skeevy underworld elements that the Hitman series has.

Have you seen a picture of the man? does he look like he's ever said no to anything? Whether Pumpkin Pie or Cool Young Dude Butt, the man is insatiable.

"Yeah dude, I'm definitely Mothra. Don't I look like Mothra?"

They're not Norwegians, Mac, they're - wait, you're right. Sorry.

You could take the first thirty seconds of any given school project and any given snuff tape and mix them up and you'd never know the difference. Just handheld shots of a nervous child staring into the camera.

I was going to agree, but they're actually still (fairly) cheap by a quick Amazon search. My guess is a lot of people in rural areas and the elderly still use it to record stuff.

I don't see it as a nostalgic thing for me - I just think anything shot on handheld video now looks creepy as fuck, thanks to horror movies.

As well, I didn't even know my mother has been to Latvia!

Yeah, but those things are heavy and cumbersome and pulling tape to digital is a pain in the ass.

$4 is $3 too much for a cute novelty I'll use a few times this weekend until it annoys the shit out of my friends and I abandon it.

But like everything in art, it should definitely be allowed to expand and grow to changing times. Romero did this with every movie, even adding some competency to the dead in each one.

I had a traditional Polish Christmas at my girlfriends grandmothers house, and it was delicious stuff. Some sort of borscht thing, pierogis, etc. So good…

There's a Vice episode called Vodka Wars or something (on their website - I haven't seen much of the HBO series TBH) but I saw the video circulating around a bit - it's mostly about the disagreement between the two nations on who can be attributed to its creation. I liked the thing where Poland nearly got Russian…

*Newsreel swipe*

"My name's Pennywise and I'm here to say,
I've come to kill you in a spooky way!"

You're right. I want a fuckable Pennywise, and I want it now.

Also, so no one has ever bought AND drank one of these things? They've just received it at an indiscriminate moment in the past, carried it for some time, and then eventually passed it on unopened?