I love The Beyond for that reason, in that the zombies at the end were clearly an attempt to cash in on zombie movies of the time, but judging the movie independently, it just adds to the supernatural insanity milieu - this is all above our comprehension, so just run.

I wish I had vomited. Keeping it in my body felt wrong. Morally.

Black rum was an improvised inclusion I did once and it worked marvelously. Don't spend too much on it though - Cruzan is ideal.

My mouth loves it, but my intestinal lining detests it.

Yeah yeah, we saw your damn Vice episode and I know it's Wodka, okay.

Or you know how to drink. It can go either way.

I've thrown up from drinking 3 or 4 times in my time doing so, and twice was from smoking after. Rappers are idiots.

I got a free bottle of that vile shit as a "we're moving an you can have all of our liquor" thing, and I remember being 20 and thinking, "this is not an acquired taste, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to alcohol."

It's a real time saver.

I'm sensitive to dairy, so for me, it triggers my "Oh boy, this is going to be diarrhea soon!" feelings.

When it comes to terrible pun taglines, that one is king. It almost sneaks right by your Taste Regulators, then you realize how fucking stupid it is a full beat later.

And if you mix in something with higher booze content, then you're actually compromising that.

I think he mostly understands his range nowadays, after his handful of daring dramatic roles around the millennium. Which is fine with me - he's a movie star, not an "Actor."

He practiced his ass off to get ready for that role. In Top Gun, he was one of the few actors to actually try to learn all the maneuvers legitimately instead of merely look the part.

It's not about hating spectacle, it's about hating spectacle for its own sake. You gotta hide behind spectacle for it to work on us.

The most flair I see with my typical bartenders is doing the straw dropper thing to see if it tastes alright. I consider that fancy.

Archer as well does some stage of production in Georgia. They've both got the MADE IN GEORGIA tag with the deep sexy voice at the end.

The show got much better in season 4 and 5, and I think 2 and 3 are garbage.

One of my favorite* things was when T-Dawg was gone for a handful of episodes, and then returned just to say "Aw hell naw!" Then he died.

Jesus, what are you, some kinda Rain Man?